Interview with Goku (not real, all fiction)
I=interviewer G=Goku

I: Goku, how are you doing?
G: I feel fine!
I: How do you feel, now you saved the world and possibly, even the entire Universe?
G: I'm doing great! Besides, I did't do it alone, I had some help from the other Z fighters. I am a bit hungry though! Have you got something to eat for me?
I: er..sure.. (calls someone to order food)
G: Gee, thanks!
I: (watches Goku in disgust while he's eating in quite a savage way)
I: Okay, back to the interview. Goku, how did you manage to defeat the extremely powerful monsters?
G: (chew chew) Well, I was fighting and those monsters were strong, very strong, so I thought "Hey, why don't I turn super saiyan?" So that's what I did, basicly!
I: And you mentioned you had some help, what did they do?
G: Let's see...Oh yeah! They were already fighting when I arrived! I was really busy doing something else, I don't remember what, that i didn't get there in time. Luckely nobody died.
I: You always seem to get to the scene just a bit late. How come?
G: Well, I died once and er.. I fell of of snakeway and arrived a bit late. So naturally, I was late when we were supposed to fight Nappa and Vegeta.
The second time was because I was still recovering from the fight with Vegeta. So I had to catch up with the others.
I: And what happened this time?
G: Err...I'm trying to remember what I was doing..Let's see..Oh, right! I was learnig how to cook, 'cause Chi-Chi was angry at me for letting Gohan go, and I was really hungry
I: Okay, that's it! Are you really this er..naive?
(mutters words sounding like idiot and buffoon)